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Yes people, this is a screen shot of my email and in the last day it has been implied 4 times that I have a penis, and it was pointed to me twice that I need to have it enlarged and twice that apparently I also cannot get it up. In addition, I have stinky messy bathroom sink that needs to be eliminated, possibly have diabetes and a heart decease, have a pet which I have not groomed in years, and lacking the ability to support myself financially. But don't you worry, I have two excellent money making opportunities here: I can start making oodles of money on line, today, or I can sell all my gold for cash. So I think I am all set here as soon as I can figure out what to do with my penis, how to keep my heart healthy and my sink clean, and how to support myself financially.